Let me tell you something, after 4 glasses of wine my mother-is-law HILARIOUS.
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The Christmas Story actors now -
I have never seen this movie and usually would not include a Fox News link, but this is pretty great and Teresa asked me to post this.
My father-in-law just had to explain to my mother-in-law that Saturday Night Live is a parody show and the actors are pretending due to the endless amount of questions she was asking about what was going on.
So we are watching classic movies Justin has never seen around here. First was The Shawshank Redemption, tonight was Philadelphia. While watching Philadelphia, we made quite a few realizations and connections regarding Jonathan Demme.
1. Jonathan Demme directed Philadelphia
2. He makes at least 2 Talking Heads Stop Making Sense references in the movie
3. In one of the Talking Heads references, there is a party at which a band is performing “Heaven” and the SINGER IS THIS LADY.
4. Jonathan Demme, intentionally or not, ruined that song for this singer. Even listening to this song out of the context of Buffalo Bill’s dance I am so creeped out.
5. The paralegal in Philadelphia is the stepmom in Rachel Getting Married.
6. One of Tom Hanks’ doctors is the creepy bug guy in Silence of the Lambs
Circle of Life, people
A great Christmas story would be about a young boy who develops an inexplicable distrust of Santa Claus. On Christmas Eve, the boy laces a plate of cookies with cyanide in an effort to kill Santa, only to find his parents dead on the floor the following morning. Assuming that Santa killed his mom and dad, the boy vows to get revenge. As the years pass, the boy becomes a man and each Christmas Eve, he waits by the chimney with a loaded shotgun waiting for Santa to emerge so he can blow his brains out. But Santa never comes so the boy just sits there each year waiting and waiting. Year after year. Also, there is this part where the doorbell rings and when the guy opens it, there are these two robot carolers. It’s hilarious because the big robot sings in this really angelic high-pitched voice and the tiny robot sings in a deep baritone. “Shouldn’t that be the other way around!?” you wonder.
Finally, it snows on the robots and the dampness of the flakes causes them to smoke and malfunction and they both start saying really controversial things. The little robot is even like, “Fuck World War: Part 1!” What!? I don’t think so little robot guy - that war was important!
This pussycat doll girl is a host on Sing Off (shut up) and she has got to be the biggest idiot of all time. Seriously, someone shoot this bitch in the head, there won’t even be a mess to clean up, I’m sure.
“Why don’t you just make a video of you wrapped up in a blanket watching En Vogue videos?” — Because that would just be weird. Duh, Justin.