January 2011
16 posts
I almost made it through 2010 without actually hearing “Whip My Hair” until now. Fuck you Willow Smith and your dead eyes. That song is burned into my heart.
December 2010
13 posts
Yes...
Caroline: If I am good Santa will bring me a present.
Me: Yes, he will.
Caroline: And if I am bad he will give me a shot.
Shit My Kids Ruined →
While I do think this site is funny, I think a more appropriate title for it would be, “I don’t watch my children”
Drunken Serb Kills Shark That Has Been Terrorizing... →
tumbledore:
“Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sharm El Sheikh. The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
‘Dragan climbed on the...
In which I ruminate on how animals are really f-ed...
The biggest regret of my life so far may be that I didn’t pull over and take a picture of the following story.
There is a grocery store around the corner in a strip mall and between the store and sidewalk is a decently sized grass median. In this grassy area sits a large sign and upon this sign a very large hawk frequently sits. I am going to assume for the purposes of this story that...
onceinalifetime:
The world is a very scary place when you can’t see well.
Especially when you’re driving.
I hope this prompts you not to text and speed.
If Jay-Z loves New York so much then how come I didn’t see him while I was there?
