December 2009
40 posts
Let me tell you something, after 4 glasses of wine my mother-is-law HILARIOUS.
I have bangs
MIL: Justin, don't you like Katy better with bangs?
Me: What is wrong with my hair now?
MIL: Justin, look her straight in the face and tell me she wouldn't look better with bangs.
Me: Thank you.
The Christmas Story actors now →
I have never seen this movie and usually would not include a Fox News link, but this is pretty great and Teresa asked me to post this.
My father-in-law just had to explain to my mother-in-law that Saturday Night Live is a parody show and the actors are pretending due to the amount of questions she was asking about what was going on.
So many connections!
So we are watching classic movies Justin has never seen around here. First was The Shawshank Redemption, tonight was Philadelphia. While watching Philadelphia, we made quite a few realizations and connections regarding Jonathan Demme.
1. Jonathan Demme directed Philadelphia
2. He makes at least 2 Talking Heads Stop Making Sense references in the movie
3. In one of the Talking Heads references,...
An Expensive Christmas Movie
tomoatmeal:
A great Christmas story would be about a young boy who develops an inexplicable distrust of Santa Claus. On Christmas Eve, the boy laces a plate of cookies with cyanide in an effort to kill Santa, only to find his parents dead on the floor the following morning. Assuming that Santa killed his mom and dad, the boy vows to get revenge. As the years pass, the boy becomes a man and...
“Why don’t you just make a video of you wrapped up in a blanket watching En...”
– Because that would just be weird. Duh, Justin.
Is anyone else watching this nonsense?
jss:
It’s a Tuesday night, so, ya know, there’s not really anything else on. So I’m watching Sing Off.
I’m pretty sure I’m the only person, because this show is not good…even by my low standards.
But the thing that baffles me the most is Nicole Whatshername from the Pussycat Dolls. Did some one tell her to act like Paula Abdul…or is she just naturally that spacey and stupid? I mean, the...
“I’m not getting pedicures anymore so you have to find another gal pal. Ok,...”
– Julia
On Making Good Life Choices
Tyler: i know what you're going to say, but should i pursue a very cute former heroin addict who works in my office?
me: how long sober?
Tyler: i dunno, i've only spoken to him twice.
me: THEN YES!
“You know you are going to have to feed that dog everyday.”
– Advice from my mother-in-law on pet ownership. I have had 15 dogs in my lifetime but it’s really those little details that you forget about.
University of Tennessee using whores to recruit? →
“Two of Lattimore’s high school teammates, Brandon Willis and Corey Miller, have orally committed to Tennessee. Lattimore said the hostesses were “real pretty, real nice and just real cool” and thinks they had “a lot” of influence in his teammates making oral commitments, according to the report.”
Why are they saying “oral” instead of...
“Well, now everyone on tumblr knows you’re a terrible mom.”
– Adam
While looking up a few grammatical questions in my Harbrace Handbook for Justin, it occured to me that this kind of book might have been beneficial for use during college when it was originally purchased.
What the hell? →
The original came out in 2007, this is so weird.
The Gap ad with the singing kids has officially replaced the Garanimals ad as the commercial I love to hate. Or hate to love. I can’t figure it out but I can’t stop watching.
toddlemieux:
Todd is not allowed to TWEET anymore tonight!!!!!! Yes, this is his wife!!!! No more! No more! No more! Leave us alone!!!!!
Uh, Dom, this isn’t Twitter. Duh. But your are right about Todd being a loser.
Sometimes I want to write on here about how my family is a bunch of jerks and then I’m like, “oh wait, all you jerks read this.”
Free Whataburgers →
bunch:
This won’t mean as much to those of you outside of Texas…but those of you here should make sure to get in on the 12 Days of Whataburger.
Done and done.
Today I went to Grapevine Mills Mall and saw someone drinking alone at the Rainforest Cafe bar. Now I don’t know whether I should feel depressed or better about myself.