Let me tell you something, after 4 glasses of wine my mother-is-law HILARIOUS.
Dec 26th
Watch
tylercoates:
Jewel - “Hands (Christmas Version)”
GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE.
in the end, only...
Dec 26th
I have bangs
MIL: Justin, don't you like Katy better with bangs?Me: What is wrong with my hair now?
MIL: Justin, look her straight in the face and tell me she wouldn't look better with bangs.
Me: Thank you.
Dec 23rd
The Christmas Story actors now
Dec 20th
My father-in-law just had to explain to my mother-in-law that Saturday Night Live is a parody show...
Dec 20th
So many connections!
So we are watching classic movies Justin has never seen around here. First was The Shawshank...
Dec 20th
That’s enough, TLC.
Dec 19th
An Expensive Christmas Movie
tomoatmeal: A great Christmas story would be about a young boy who develops an inexplicable...
Dec 19th
This pussycat doll girl is a host on Sing Off (shut up) and...
Dec 16th
“Why don’t you just make a video of you wrapped up in a...”
— Because that would just be...
— Because that would just be...
Dec 16th
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I want to be a part of some sort of group where we choreograph a dance and sing this song.
Also,...
Dec 16th
Is anyone else watching this nonsense?
jss: It’s a Tuesday night, so, ya know, there’s not really anything else on. So I’m watching Sing...
Dec 16th
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Sign of the times, y’all: not as much blue backlit silhouette dancing nowsadays.
Dec 16th
“I’m not getting pedicures anymore so you have to find...”
— Julia
— Julia
Dec 16th
On Making Good Life Choices
Tyler: i know what you're going to say, but should i pursue a very cute former heroin addict who works in my office?me: how long sober?
Tyler: i dunno, i've only spoken to him twice.
me: THEN YES!
Dec 15th
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I wish Taylor Lautner was also the musical guest on SNL tonight.
Dec 13th
Watch
The credit music for Gremlins is SO ANNOYING and will not get out of my head.
Dec 13th
Someone is not happy about it.
Dec 13th
Our first dog, Josie.
Dec 13th
“You know you are going to have to feed that dog everyday.”
— Advice from my mother-in-law...
— Advice from my mother-in-law...
Dec 12th
It occured to me this morning that my daughter is going to...
Dec 11th
bunch:
Finally something we can all agree on.
[via]
Dec 11th
onceinalifetime:
Snow dog. Taking a break from eating...
Dec 11th
University of Tennessee using whores to...
Dec 9th
Jeff Dunham is a racist poor man’s Kiefer Sutherland.
Dec 8th
“Well, now everyone on tumblr knows you’re a terrible...”
— Adam
— Adam
Dec 7th
Despite your comma splicing, I will be happy to accept your...
Dec 7th
When you’re almost 2 and your bitch mom puts your...
Dec 7th
While looking up a few grammatical questions in my Harbrace Handbook for Justin, it occured to me...
Dec 7th
What the hell?
Dec 7th
The Gap ad with the singing kids has officially replaced the Garanimals ad as the commercial I love...
Dec 7th
toddlemieux:
Todd is not allowed to TWEET anymore tonight!!!!!! Yes, this is his wife!!!! No...
Dec 6th
toddlemieux:
Can someone tell me what the animated lighted...
Dec 5th
I should not have to explain to Justin that teaching her to...
Dec 4th
Sometimes I want to write on here about how my family is a bunch of jerks and then I’m like,...
Dec 4th
tylercoates:
This is how I feel about your hilarious...
Dec 3rd
Free Whataburgers
Dec 3rd
itsalwayssunny:
samann:spacecataz:(via afghanibanani)
Dec 3rd
themattsmith:
RE:
New 90210 has yet to have a suicide...
Dec 3rd
Today I went to Grapevine Mills Mall and saw someone drinking alone at the Rainforest Cafe bar. Now...
Dec 1st